LOL. No. That is NOT laugh out loud funny and if you ever say LOL again I will injure you :F January 9, 2010
Posted by Umph in Random.Tags: Computer, Funny, jokes
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What is up except the sky? Anyways, hi. How’s it goin? Ugh, I got mad and hurt my computer keyboard and now my ”S” key is missing, see?
Okay, I’m in a really random mood right now so it’s time for some of my comedic genius. Okay, here are some truly awesome jokes that I though of myself, so don’t you dare try to copy (or paste o_0 ) them.
Q: What do you call a fairy mixed with a skunk?
A: Stinkerbell
Q: What’s black, white and red all over?
A: A sun-burned penguin
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to church?
A: He couldn’t play the organs
Q: Where do Vampires keep their money?
A: A blood bank
Q: What did the cement say to the jackhammer?
A: ”Stop, you’re giving me a headache!”
Q: Where do you find a Christmas Tree in the summer?
A: On vacation!
LOL, COME ON. YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WITH THOSE JOKES! ROFL! SEE YA LATER!
haha i hate that whats up? the sky joke!
Umph Replies: I know, right! It always leaves me feeling all akward and angry when someone says that to me.
My favorite is the skeleton one.
Umph Replies:
PS. Idk if that was a coincidence but nice CSS background. Check that off the comment above. Lol, sorry if it was mean.
And thanks for the tips! In used to hate constructive critisism, but now, I realize that it is not a highlight of your mistakes. It is a reflection. Lol, I’m so good at poetry 
Anyways, I’m just stuck. Like, I’m going no where with this site. I used to get hundreds of visits and nice comments a day, but now, this place is like a ghost town (er…Website) Hey, I know. Maybe I should go back to Ga?
Umph Replies: Thanks
Awesome new CSS!
Also, what’s up with this post title?
Umph Replies: The sky. Lol, jk. I really don’t know.
yahh just try to stick with something everyone loves
lol…. oops srry! 0.o u wont harm me! xD I think…. xF
I luv ur site!!
!
Umph Replies: Thank you
Your welcome. BTW on the Panic Button i posted a comment then u said lol girlz u really shouldn’t be doing these things. What did u mean?
Umph Replies: Oh, I just meant those things on the ”things to do” page, I meant you shouldn’t be attempting them. Just being my buzzkill self
Ohhhhhhh sorry i misunderstood. You don’t seem like a buzzkill.
Nice new css! Can u do 1 4 me that has glamorous stuff, diamonds n such. My new sites name in Deep yet vivid purple, and mustang or highlitgher yellow letters! Ty! =)
WAIT A MINUTE! U WERE TYPING ALOT OF S´S! HOW?!
weird O.o
Umph Replies: The key broke, not the rubber wirey part.
What a fun Ha Ha Ha ha. . .