What am I up to? 02/07/2010
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I’m currently updating the kitchen page! There aren’t any recipes right this moment but they’ll be ready very soon. Check back in a few days or so 
Secret new page ‘_’ 02/09/2010
Posted by Umph in All about me, Updates.Tags: Glasses, hint, nerds, new page, quote
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Heylo fabulous citizens.
I’m Emma (no durr) and I’m wearing glasses! 0-0 Don’t call me a nerd because of this. It’s so steryotype. So, I’m wearing glasses, big deal, you know? I may look different but I still can see better than you. Haha. Just kidding. No, I’m actually very serious.
Also also also, a new page is coming out! Here’s a hint:
Hmmmmm…Any guesses on the new page?
Cotton Candy would taste better with Chocolate 02/06/2010
Posted by Umph in Food & Drink, Random, World Issues.Tags: america, Chocolate, coca-cola, Cotton Candy, folders, Left 4 Dead 2, Sick, Whole-Punch, whoppers
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Chocolate and Cotton Candy deserve capitol C’s.
So, I’ve been a little sick lately. Extremely stuffy nose. I must have blown it at least 50 times yesterday. Last night, being my sick and aching self (self-pity time), I was playing Left 4 Dead 2. I discovered some awesome Survival glitches in which I will not share with you. My secrets. *Growls like a dog*
I’m angry now >:( My hole-punch won’t punch holes in my folders. It’s not your fault, hole punchy. In fact, it’s not anyone’s fault.
OMG. Look how pathetic this bottle of Coca-Cola is:
Insert Picture here (Do you have one, Emma?)
It’s only one litre. Why one liter instead of two litres? I’m sorry if you don’t use the metric system. I actually don’t, either. Why is it a gallon of milk and a liter of soda?! Why not both gallons?! This is America! Land of the free and home of the whopper!
Angry Emma, out to uncover the evil culprits behind the metric mix-up.
”Exuse me ma’am, please identify this alien breaking into my home.” 02/03/2010
Posted by Umph in All about me, Help, Holidays.Tags: Boo-boos, cards, cheese, Gym, Help, ideas, Swimming, Valentine's Day
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Goodday. (Is it one or two D’s?)
Rashes. Wow, weird beginning. Anways, I have a rash. Like this, on my inner elbow:
The redness is a bit hard to see, but it itches like crazy. Perhaps dry skin? But I’ve had it before. Yeah…
I’m so excited because we have swimming in Gym tommorow. I <3 Swimming. Speaking of which, it’s almost Valentine’s Day! The time of year in which boys give girls valentines. I’m gonna try a little role-reversal with the cheese. The cheese being my future husband Stephen (Oh God, I hope he doesn’t know this website exists 
). Yes, but I’m making a very nice valentine card for him. And some for my friends Kyra, Lily and Angie. I love you guys 
I’m still a little stumped on one thing: Sneaking the valentine to the cheese. I’m giving it to him anonymously, he’s not in my class and we don’t have lockers. But, we do have a crew class together. I could sneak it into his backpack? Give me your opinions. I LOVE THE CHEESE and I would like to give him a card so TALK.
OMG HIPPO 01/29/2010
Posted by Umph in Uncategorized.Tags: Good luck, Hamcam, Mcdonalds', Musical Masters, pajamas, Polls, Snow
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Hello.
Thanks all who submitted to the Musical Masters awards show. That’s about…Eh, ten or so submissions. Pretty good for a blog as obscure as mine 
I’ve been super busy (not really) for the past couple o’ days. Lots of snow. Lots of McDonalds. Yeaaah.
I’m so lucky. I actually predicted that there would be no school today due to the flurries. I wore my pajamas inside out and stayed up late. I’m SO cool.
Please check the Hamcam page and I will upload some more vids
The polls for best video in each Catergory will be available soon! Keep clickin’ back!
I’ve got Lo Mein! 01/19/2010
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That was actually a typo. I meant to say, I got a domain! That’s right! You can access this site by either going to http://umphulump55.wordpress.com/ OR, the new site adress, http://emmasquilt.com/ ! Easier to type and gets more web traffic. Keep submitting them videos!
Emma’s Corner awards show hosted live! 01/18/2010
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Yes, it’s true! The Awards Show will be hosted live on BlogTv and possibly on here. More updates (link, time, etc.) coming soon! Get those videos in, you only have a few more days.
The decision ish final 01/11/2010
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So, the poll results are in. The show is going to be hosted by…
Emma and Addy!
Whoo! The name of the awards show is going to be called…
Musical Masters!
Thanks for your votes. So, here is a schedule of the awards show.
January 17th through January 21st-Submit your musical talent video.
January 25th through February 8th-Voting for your favorite video in each catergory
February 16th-Episode will be aired!
For every scheduled date, there will be a new post. The recommended dates for submition is 1/17 through 1/21, but late videos will be accepted until 1/25. Please film your videos and get ready to upload them!
LOL. No. That is NOT laugh out loud funny and if you ever say LOL again I will injure you :F 01/09/2010
Posted by Umph in Random.Tags: Computer, Funny, jokes
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What is up except the sky? Anyways, hi. How’s it goin? Ugh, I got mad and hurt my computer keyboard and now my ”S” key is missing, see?
Okay, I’m in a really random mood right now so it’s time for some of my comedic genius. Okay, here are some truly awesome jokes that I though of myself, so don’t you dare try to copy (or paste o_0 ) them.
Q: What do you call a fairy mixed with a skunk?
A: Stinkerbell
Q: What’s black, white and red all over?
A: A sun-burned penguin
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to church?
A: He couldn’t play the organs
Q: Where do Vampires keep their money?
A: A blood bank
Q: What did the cement say to the jackhammer?
A: ”Stop, you’re giving me a headache!”
Q: Where do you find a Christmas Tree in the summer?
A: On vacation!
LOL, COME ON. YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WITH THOSE JOKES! ROFL! SEE YA LATER!
Fair Trade Chocolate! 01/08/2010
Posted by Umph in World Issues.Tags: Chocolate, Fair Trade, Help
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Chocolate. So tasty, and used for so much.
How does chocolate make you feel? Happy, right? And that’s all you care about when you go to eat a Hershey’s bar, or a bag of M&M’s. No problem, there isn’t much more to it, right? Wrong. Have you ever thought about who makes the chocolate you’re eating? Probably not. They should be happy making your chocolate. But unfortunately, some aren’t.
Africa produces nearly 70% of our world’s chocolate. But did you know there is such thing as Fair and Unfair trade? That’s right. See this picture below.
That’s a kid (Just like you and me) working on a Cocoa Farm (That’s where our chocolate comes from). Unfair trade chocolate farms, they abuse their child workers! Poor children there are starved, exhausted, beaten. Their familes pay between $50-$100 for their kids to work on cocoa farms. They come back with little money after hours straight of dangerous, thirsty work. And for what? To be beaten? Accidentally injured on the job? To not even taste the chocolate they make? Not allowed to go to school, the doctor or even have any play time? That’s truly unfair!
Unfair trade chocolate farms also are bad for the enviroment. They destroy LOTS of forest and use harmful chemicals that hurt animals, plants and even the cocoa farmers.
However, there is a brighter side to the situation.
See that kid? He’s working on a fair trade cocoa farm. The workers there may be children, but they are not abused. They are allowed to eat, sleep, play and even go to school. They are payed a decent price for their work. Plus, no harmful chemicals are used and less forest is destoyed.
Did you know that Nestle, Hershey’s and Mars chocolate companies do NOT have fair trade chocolate? That’s awful! Contact Nestle with your opinion. Call CEO Joe Weller at 1-800-225-2270.
OR, send a hand-written letter to: Nestle USA, Joe Weller, Chairman and CEO, 800 N. Brand Blvd; Glendale, CA 91203.
